I drink some apple cider and I feel like all my leaves are going to fall off of me. My wife winks at me. I wink back. She winks again. Then I wink so hard I lose by balance and almost fall over. She laughs, then winks. I wink at her.
Then I shake my butt. I shake it right her. My naked butt. God only knows why it’s naked in the middle of the day. I should be getting things done.
“You need to shower,” she tell me.
And I think, man, this is how the trees feel when it is about to rain. They just want to show the world their dying leaves. And now the rain is going to take it away from them.