by grimbol

Sweatshirt season is here. And it’s in full force.
I tried jumping in a pile of leaves. Only it wasn’t really a pile. It was just some yellow leaves scattered on the ground. I belly flopped and hit the ground. I think I lost some weight from this. I’m pretty sure it counted as exercise. Diet soda also counts as exercise. So does laughing. And watching horror movies. Living in a Nursing home counts as exercise. Trust me. Smoking cigarettes counts. Church counts. Prayer counts as exercise. Especially if you pray while doing push ups.